"Andrew Gideon" wrote in message
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Er, if that's too incriminating or something, let's just say it
combusted?

Engaged in an uncontained but brief exothermic event?

The entire house is gone.

House has received the beginning of a complete reconstruction. For free!

Almost no wreckage of the house remained an hour afterward, let alone the
plane.

The event was sanitary.

LOL!

"A vintage jet suffered an engine problem today and caused mild damage to
three homes after an unscheduled off-runway touch down. The pilot expired
at the scene and a slight conflagration caused a fireball and a small cloud
of smoke to extend thousands of feet into the air. The damage to the house
is comprehensive and the resultant pyrotechnic event resulted in a
Three-Alarm on the job training exercise for local fire departments..."

Several aviators nationwide are seeking help for being slightly inconvience
by the mejia's choice of the word 'slammed'

-c