jmk wrote:
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NOW - as to the hours and types of aircraft a pilot may CLAIM to have
flown, when he's at the bar and trying to pick up the sweet young thing
on the stool next to him... Well, that's another matter entirely!
{:) [These tales traditionally start with the words, "There I
was..."]

Hehehehe...I met a guy at the airport bar once who claimed he flew 737's
for American and was laying it on pretty thick. It was pretty funny,
and pretty obvious to me that he was faking it...especially when he
flashed his "jet license" at me. Not sure what the back said, but the
front definitely said "private pilot"! I said how impressed I was, then
opened my purse and started fiddling with my four certificates. lol He
backed off pretty quick after that.