On Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:45:23 GMT, Larry Dighera
wrote:

On Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:30:53 -0400, FlipSide wrote in
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"Mysterious Phenomenon Kills Millions Each Year"


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50901

"Howard R. Trojanowski, a Pierre-bound, 2-year-old field sparrow
who had been licensed to fly since two weeks after he was hatched
and had logged over 60,000 flying hours, departed from a ledge
near Sioux Falls Regional Airport at 11:04 a.m. CST. Trojanowski
never reached his intended tree branch, instead striking a
tempered-glass picture window 2.5 miles northwest of Mitchell 74
minutes after takeoff at an estimated speed of 39 mph."

Pleeezze. This attempt at humor is appropriate for Mr. Rogers or Cpt.
Kangaroo.

Whatever.