Are those fun bags saline or liquid explosive?

Did that fellow have plastic explosive surgery?

Instead of drugs, did they swallow explosives?

Ideas like these?



"Emily" wrote in message
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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| New security rules...
| reupholster all seats with pig skin.
| all passengers nude, or a French loin cloth
| all passengers checked for implants
| all passengers given a high colonic before the flight
| all meals required to contain PORK, cheap hotdogs, pork
| chops in first class.
| security check points with animal sniffing, pigs.
| Pig with cameras wandering all areas of the airports.
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| Check-in 12 hours before flight, all passengers in
| quarantine until take-off.
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| Don't give them any ideas.