"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
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My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

That's a great comeback. Best comeback I ever saw was in a convenience store
one morning where I go for coffee. It was about 7AM. I went in and was
making my usual brew at the coffee counter. Standing there at the same time
were a bunch of contractor type guys obviously getting their morning brew on
the way to some hard labor job.
In walks this absolutely unbelievable woman wearing a low cut mini dress;
high heels; all made up...I mean she was a 10!
Naturally, all of us couldn't help checking her out. She must have gotten up
on the wrong side of the bed or something because she looked straight at
this one guy who was staring at her with his coffee cup suspended in mid air
not even able to drink it because it would mean looking at the cup instead
of her :-)
Anyway, this guy looked like a motorcycle gang member. He was HUGE; muscles
in his teeth; short sleeve shirt with a pack of Salems wrapped up in the
upper sleeve just over the tattoo.....you get the picture?
She looks straight at him and literally snarls ,
"I sure hope you're getting an eyeful"
Before anyone could react, the big guy answered her in a perfectly normal,
extremely low keyed and very un-hostile voice and said,
"I'm terribly sorry mamm. I didn't mean to be rude. Its just that you are so
incredibly beautiful"
I mean that snarl on her puss instantly turned into the biggest smile I ever
saw. She just turned and walked away with her coffee smiling like a Cheshire
cat while the rest of us idiots silently decided that THIS was ABSOLUTELY
the way to go if this ever happened to us again!!!!!!! :-))
Dudley