"Tri-Pacer" wrote in message
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Hey Guys:

My wife LOVES yard work and actually gets mad if I try to help. She mows
the lawn, weeds, the whole nine yards.

That's the truth I swear. Eat your hearts out guys.

Cheers:

Paul
N1431A

It's not so much that I dislike yard work, in fact, having a fairly large
lot, it's a good workout (I hate exercise merely for exercise).

You see, women have two things: a "Comfort Sensor", and an automated voice
delivery system. It works like this: A man gets comfortable, such as kicking
back in a recliner after a long day, and starts to do something, ya know,
comfortable (i.e., movie, sports (if that's your thing) on TV, read a good
book...). As soon as the man's "comfort level" reaches 4.5, the woman's
sensor picks this up and delivers a message to her "automated voice delivery
system" which picks a message at random, such as "The grass needs to be
mowed", or "My garden needs to be rototilled".

It's all in the timing.


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Matt
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Matthew W. Barrow
Site-Fill Homes, LLC.
Montrose, CO (MTJ)