"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote:

I actually had one Usenet idiot tell me that I wasn't Dudley Henriques
because HE knew Dudley Henriques and knew where Dudley Henriques was.
My wife answered him asking him to please send the real Dudley Henriques
home because the one she had been living with for forty odd years was a
real
pain in the ass who didn't like to do yard work!
Dudley

My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

Ever see the Verizon (?) ad where the guy answers the other guys video phone
where the wife is doing a strip tease?