"Emily" wrote in message
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And I said, "name on company who makes machinery workers wear ties"

Never operated a large paper shredder?

What about the large tractor feed printers?

Back when I used to pull MAA duty and Shore Patrol in the Navy, we were
advised to only wear clip-on ties when the Uniform of the Day required a tie
due to the possibility of someone being able to strangle you with your own
tie...