I've just learned that (based on this thread) Monty Python's Flying
Circus is considering re-writing "The Argument."

No, that would be "abuse". "Argument" is three doors down.

Jose
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"Never trust anything that can think for itself, if you can't see where
it keeps its brain." (chapter 10 of book 3 - Harry Potter).
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