Steve Leonard wrote:

Doh! Smell check, er spell czech, maybe it was gray
hair check or gray mar check that went wrong.

Well, we know it wasn't because of hair getting in your eyes.

I have heard all sides of the fabric softner controversy and I have
come down firmly on the side of, who knows!

From what I have heard, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. One
way or the other, you have to change the sheets rather frequently.

Another good thing about Bounce is that it can go along
with a not so good landing. Boing! Boeing! Boing!
Boeing!

Terrible!!! Sounds like the jealous rantings of a Cessna employee.