Humor is the reason I read the newspaper. Dilbert is the
only factual item in the paper on most days.



"Al G" wrote in message
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| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| news:wHPYg.4992$XX2.155@dukeread04...
| Never try to teach a pig algebra, it annoys the pig and
| wastes your time.
|
|
| A very old flight instructor, and good friend of
mine, used to say:
| "Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and
annoys the Pig."
| Not too long ago I saw a sig on one of these
groups:"Teaching Pigs to sing
| since 1976". I almost hurt myself laughing.
|
| Al G
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