So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter in
the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"Honey, do I look fat?"
"Do I look stupid?"

Jose
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"Never trust anything that can think for itself, if you can't see where
it keeps its brain." (chapter 10 of book 3 - Harry Potter).
for Email, make the obvious change in the address.