"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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"Jose" wrote in message
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So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"Honey, do I look fat?"
"Do I look stupid?"

Ah... the famous and somewhat dubious lawyer (i.e. politician approach);
never answer a question directly with an answer but rather counter with a
counter question gambit.
This works extremely well on political TV commentary shows but when
attempted on wives will most certainly be countered with the famous and
somewhat dubious female counter to the double question counter
answer........"yes you do" followed immediately with "yes you do" :-)
Women are natural born chess players!!! :-))
Dudley Henriques

"Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

"Certainly not" (under ones breath: "Everything make you look fat").