So this would mean that when your wife asks you whether she looks fatter
in the red dress than she does in the the blue dress, you say what?

"I like how you look in the blue dress."

Spoken as a TRUE married man......a REAL graduate from tact school if ever
there was one.

Nope, never been married. Just had time to consider an answer with
the least probability of getting killed. Time, something we NEVER have
when faced with the impossibly question.

Star Fleet's Kobiashi test is childs play compared to the some of the
questions women ask.