Stubby wrote:

snip aviation/burger relationship analysis

Assuming there is an McD next to each and every airport, out selection
will be limited by how many airports there are within 150 nm of home.
There are quite a few in New England, but what about the mid west? Jay?

Thankfully there is a Burger King & Wendy's right down the street from
Hyannis/Barnstable airport on Cape Cod. Although, if that's what you're
after you could save the $$ and just drive down the street for one. Not
exactly haute cuisine were talking here...