BT wrote:

You call up flight service 5 days before your flight and give them your
flight plan, then on the day you fly your planned course is drawn on the
ground for you to follow, danger areas on either side are highlighted with
red boundries painted on the ground.

You think that's funny?

I had a neighbor (who knows I'm a techie) ask me if the yellow first
down line on televised NFL games distracts the players.

I couldn't make that up!