In article ,
"Steve Foley" wrote:

"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
oups.com...

Actually (in the interest of science, of course) it would be
educational to see how many drinks it took for your flying to
deteriorate. Next year, when you're "flying" the Kiwi, we'll line up
shots of tequila next to you, and every, oh, say 15 minutes you'll have
to drink one -- and then go fly the pattern. We will then objectively
measure your performance by yelling "That was a good one, Jack!"...

May not be a good idea.
Remember Johnny Fever and the State Cop doing the drinking experiment on
WKRP?

We all know that when we relax we fly better. I cannot think of many
things that are more stressful VFR than getting mixed up in a gaggle on
the RIPON arrival furball.