Jay Honeck wrote:
Actually (in the interest of science, of course) it would be
educational to see how many drinks it took for your flying to
deteriorate.

I've seen the little correction cards for the compass, and in some
airplanes, there are additional corrections noted by placards: "With
8-track player on, add 5 degrees to compass heading." It seems like the
above process could lead to a pilot correction card according to drinks.

AFTER DRINKING, APPLY THESE
DEGREES OF CORRECTION TO:

DRINKS BANK ELEVATOR RUDDER
1 0 0 1
2 0 2 3
3 -5 2 4
4 -5 4 6
5 -10 10 12
6 JUST FOLLOW THE FLYING ELEPHANTS

Next year, when you're "flying" the Kiwi, we'll line up shots of tequila
next to you, and every, oh, say 15 minutes you'll have to drink one --
and then go fly the pattern.

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila(R).

http://inconnu.isu.edu/~ink/new/humo...holWarning.mp3

Matt Roberds