I bet I could do it without even getting impolite.

I believe you are correct.

Actually, I've escorted a few unruly guests off the property -- and my
night manager has done more than his share. That goes along with
owning a hotel in a college town -- for some reason, those young men
(and women) are all perfect gentlepeople when they check in, but
occasionally turn ugly after a few too many shots at the downtown bars.
When they start singing on the balcony, it's time to go.

;-)

Remember, our prime directive is comfort for our guests. If someone
-- paying guest, or not -- is causing a disturbance that interferes
with the prime directive, they are escorted off the property, no
refunds -- and they sign a statement at check-in acknowledging this
policy. It doesn't happen often, but it *does* happen.

If you've EVER had a hotel room next to a party, and called the front
desk to complain, and been told "there's nothing we can do" -- you now
know they were lying to you.

But then, you already knew that, didn't you -- and never went back.
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"