The formula is ...
good looking= blood alcohol level times the number of hours
since your last full nights' sleep times the number of days
since you were last laid, divided by the months since your
last VD movie.





"Grumman-581" wrote
in message
news | On Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:33:10 -0600, Jim Macklin wrote:
| I have zero actual experience with AIDS, having left the
"open market" a
| long long time ago.
|
| When I was in the Navy, it was the "good ol' days" (i.e.
anything that you
| could possibly catch was curable by penicillin)... Well,
that's not
| completely true since herpes had come around before I
left, but it didn't
| kill you, it just made you *wish* you were dead...
sick-grin
|
| These days, I doubt that it would be as fun to be single
and in the
| Navy... Something about having to wear steel-belted radial
body condoms
| just seems like it would take the fun out of meeting
strange women waking
| up in bed with even *stranger* women... I alway thought it
was interesting
| how you could go to bed with a really nice looking woman
that you
| encounter at the bar and wake up with something that
albeit female, you
| had to wonder if it walked upright...