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"Montblack" wrote:

("Blanche" wrote)
ToiletNet


A. She's constantly putting the screen down. Leave it the way you found it,
lady!

B. Wiping the Hard Drive...
(What? Nothing wrong with that - we all do it, eventually)

C. I mostly employ a mouse, but sometimes it's quicker to just use your
fingers ...eeew.

D. "We're out of paper!"

Please don't tell me you are out of toner!