Matt Barrow wrote:

"Gig 601XL Builder" wrDOTgiaconaATcox.net wrote in message
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"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
Some how your thought on my flying skills concern me not in the least.



I saw this article the other day and thought about you.
http://flighttraining.aopa.org/membe...icles/3582.cfm

Since I'm not a member, there's no point in giving me a link.


Sorry


He should get a simulated subscription to AOPA.

This is starting to remind me of the Monte Python
skit where John Cleese trys to get a license for
his pet halibut.

Mxsmanic shows up at the Consignes de Navigabilite...

Mxsmanic: I'd like a license for my simulator plane

Clerk: A license?

Mxsmanic: Yes

Clerk: For a simulator plane?

Mxsmanic: Yes

Clerk: You *are* a loony

Mxsmanic: Look, it's a bleeding plane isn't it? I've
got a license for my Mario Kart.

Clerk: You don't need a license for your Mario Kart

Mxsmanic: I bleedin' well do and I've got one! Can't
be caught out there!

Clerk: There is no such thing as a bloody Mario Kart
license.

Mxsmanic: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Mxsmanic: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Mxsmanic: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Mxsmanic: Is!

Clerk: Isn't!

Mxsmanic: What's that then?

Clerk: This is a bicycle license with the word 'bicycle'
crossed out and 'Mario kart' written in, in crayon.

Mxsmanic: Man didn't have the right form.

Clerk: What man?

Mxsmanic: The man from the Mario Kart detector van.

Clerk: The loony detector van, you mean....


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