I understand that all FAA facilities are being surrounded by
marsh and bogs and populated by swine to keep all Muslim
extremists away. There is some question about the swine,
are they FAA lawyers, unionized or just plain old pigs?



"Sam Spade" wrote in message
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| Blanche wrote:
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| But the Tracon is nowhere near the terminal (altho on
airport grounds)
| and Enroute is notwhere near Denver (up in Longmont)
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| The center was moved to Longmont to avoid a Ruskie nuke
hitting Denver,
| just like Los Angeles center and New York Center.
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| It was crazy, expensive stuff, ala Doc Strangelove.