Jim Macklin wrote:

I understand that all FAA facilities are being surrounded by
marsh and bogs and populated by swine to keep all Muslim
extremists away. There is some question about the swine,
are they FAA lawyers, unionized or just plain old pigs?



Since we are, for the most part, pilots we love to hate the FAA.

Having said that, many federal agencies aware contracts to make
Congressjerks happy.