Never say, "Fasten your seat belts, we're going down."
Better say, "Fasten your seatbelt, I'm getting ready to
land." even if you're going down.

.... and your passengers might not know the difference between the crash
and your regular landings. g

Apropos of other "bad jokes", I used to tell my wife that when I'm
driving, if I don't like what I see, I just close my eyes for a while.
Once I closed my right eye and she freaked out for a moment until she
realized I was pulling her leg.

Jose
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"There are 3 secrets to the perfect landing. Unfortunately, nobody knows
what they are." - (mike).
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