N2310D writes:

So, according to your statement above, if I stand off to the side, give it a
good hard shove, and let go of it, the bicycle won't fall over until it
comes to a stop.

Correct, as long as the wheels don't slip.

You lost the argument a long time ago so now all you have left is to display
your moronity.

I stand on the shoulders of giants.

Try this one: While riding a bicycle on a flat, level surface which way do
you move the right handle bar to initiate a left turn?

The handlebars must be turned slightly to the right.

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