Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?


Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal.


As you can see, I are an educated man who went to kollage. A liberal arts
kollage....



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Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

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Jim Macklin wrote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you fart,
The more you blow your pants apart.

Dan