Airline lands due to too much gas
As Popeye ate spinach so the kids would eat their spinach
due to WWII food rationing [I think I heard that], was there
a push on beans?
Don't forget the chuck wagon scene in BLAZING SADDLES.
"Cookie, more beans."
"Mortimer Schnerd, RN" mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com wrote in
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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Anybody have a third stanza?
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| Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
| The more you eat, the more you fart.
| The more you fart, the better you feel
| So eat some beans with every meal.
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| As you can see, I are an educated man who went to kollage.
A liberal arts
| kollage....
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| Mortimer Schnerd, RN
| mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com
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| wrote in message
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ups.com...
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| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
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| Or
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| How do you spell relief?
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| FART
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| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
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| Dan
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