Unless you meant that as a joke about the people using the internet

,
the infinite monkey theorem holds true from a purely mathematical
standpoint. IIRC, number of keystrokes that would likely be required
to produce any book would be several orders of magnitude greater than
the number of atoms in the universe, but when working with purely
theoretical statistics those types of things don't matter.
If the monkey truly had infinite time, and hit the keys completely
randomly *eventually* he'd type anything you choose

. As a matter
of fact, eventually he would not only write Hamlet (the piece usually
described), but eventually he'd reproduce every work Shakespeare wrote,
in the order he wrote them, and then provide what would look like some
interesting commentary behind them

. He'd also eventually type out
this very discussion we're having ourselves too

.
Mike Gaskins
Al G wrote:
We used to call that the "infinite monkey theorem", which has since been
diproved by the internet.
Al G