"Christopher Campbell" wrote in message

It was kind of unfair, really. If someone came into the club wearing a
hat,
all I got was another Sprite. But if I forgot...


At the NCO's club in Norfolk I bailed out my brother-in-law during his
bachelor party when he came in wearing his hat and they expected him to buy
a round for all.

"It ain't a hat, Chief. It's a cover." That's what my D.I. always said,
so it must be true.

-c