Kyle Boatright wrote:
"Flatulence" wrote in message
ups.com...

Dan wrote:
So let's see... Find a new job and don't own a gun, or rot in a
Brazillian prison for years... Boy, that's a tough choice.


We don't know their personal situations so we can't make that decision
for them. Maybe they have small penises and *must* own guns.

On the other hand, they could have miniscule penises and troll newsgroups.

More likely they'd buy a Humvee.