"DABEAR" wrote in message
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Juan Jimenez wrote:

YOU NICKING FUTPICKER! My wife the Grammar Nazi supplies all the
nicking
futpicking that I can stand, thank you very much.

Sincerely yours
J. Ousterhout,
Webmonster - http://www.ousterhout.net
rah/14, EAA, AOPA, OPA, FAA, FFA, EIEIO

Why does this idiotic little tantrum not surprise me?

Perhaps it's because you're the type of "Idiot" that can't recognize
when a guy is joking!?

BTW, Juan. I'm not joking. You're an Idiot!

Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of
that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic
seizure. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting
unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings,
egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with
your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. It's
truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your
typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? A long
period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. Oh well, as the
late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that
you can actually write your diary one week in advance. I'd get more pleasure
from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution
from you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all
those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so
fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't
weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie
Kruger nightmares. No, come to think of it, you would.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view.



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