John Ousterhout wrote:
Our biggest problem is personal preference.

You like a Low Wing and I like a High Wing.
You say it's manly and call me a sissy.
Low Wing, High Wing, Manly, Sissy.
Let's call the whole flight off.

You like a Piper and I like a Cessna.
You like an Archer and I like a Skyhawk.
Piper, Cessna, Archer, Skyhawk.
Let's call the whole flight off.

My apologies to George and Ira Gershwin.

- John Ousterhout -

But Oh --- if we call the whole flight off, then we'll stay home
And Oh --- if we must stay home, then that would break my heart.

(Don't worry about apologizing to George, he wrote the music. Ira
was the lyricist)