With remarkably few changes from the original post I offer the
following:

Every now and then we get a contentious, obnoxious know-it-all who in
fact has only rudimentary knowledge of politics and leadership. Past
examples include Andrew Johnson, Warren G. Harding, and others. There
is one such haunting the office even now. The current guy is the worst
compared to some of the previous ones.

These presidents are not friends of America. They have no idea what they are
talking about. They freely give advice that may be dangerous. They do not
care if they kill somebody else and in fact they probably hope they do.

Beware of anyone who continually offers advice or information that
runs counter to what the vast majority of citizens and statesmen have
to say. Yes, the rest of us can be wrong and we all have our
disagreements, but if someone stands out as continually disagreeing
with people who actually have experience, he is not your friend. He is
trying to kill you. Treat him accordingly.

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Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas
and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked
anyway; that's my point.
- Jack Handey