Juan Jimenez wrote:

LOL! Last time I weighed myself was last week. 225, bubba. Do you even own a
scale?

Yeah, but Juan, that's just the fat waves around your neck! Did you
forget the mention the two tons...

....between your ears!

Should have laid off those C-rations in Vietnam, boy. Especially the
John Wayne bars...and the pound cake.

And if ol' Frank let you use his scale, he'd have to wear a flak vest
and helmet himself, and dig a fox hole for cover when the damned thing
exploded after you put your two love handles on it...

....you know..."love handles!"

What Captain Zoom calls your "Ears."