("Ron Wanttaja" wrote)
A ten-year-old boy once enlisted in the US Navy, with his superiors' full
knowledge of his age. Even more interesting, the boy enlisted in the
middle of the Atlantic Ocean, having sailed with the ship weeks earlier.

Mind you, this was about 195 years ago....


These days, 9 years old is the new 10.


Montblack
47 in two weeks ...the new 9.
Super Bowl? What? No, no, no. It's a birthday party, for ME. So, when do we
open presents? How about halftime - you did bring presents? A bag of Doritos
is not a birthday present! "I WANT #%^&*#$%^* PRESENTS!"