C J Campbell wrote:

Once we are rid of them, we can turn on the telephone sanitizers,
hairdressers, marketing people, and other useless members of society like
a pack of dogs. Maybe even send them to another planet. :-)

....but then won't we risk dying from infections caught from dirty
telephones?

--Sylvain (who studied the classics of English literature as part
my effort to integrate smoothly into the local culture)