I thought we missed the opportunity of a lifetime when the Berlin Wall came
down. Why couldn't we have shipped it -- brick by brick -- to the US. We
could have rebuilt it just inside the inner loop of I-495. Everyone
benefits!


Only if you get to throw Washington, DC into the deal. We declare that a
Spanish speaking territory (because it largely is) and give it to Mexico.
The
only requirement is that anyone serving in office or working there in any
capacity, paid or unpaid, or who has ever worked there, will be declared a
resident of Mexico and be deported from the US as an undocumented alien.