Or what to do when the weather says, "no soaring".

For those who don't get out enough (no rude comments directed towards me,
please), you may not have heard of the following aviation related items (no
financial or other connections with this, but they sure is fun!):

"Air Hogs Havoc" helicopter
"Air Hogs Aero-Ace" plane

Both are $30 or less, and available at Wal-Mart, or Target, or maybe
on-line. Wal-Mart seems to sell out quickly but they restock just as
quickly - - these items are going like hot cakes.

Both are powered by a built-in lithium polymer rechargeable battery. The
transmitter / charger is powered by 6 AA alkaline batteries (I'm using NMh
rechargeable in the heli xmitter with no problems).

The heli is recommended for indoor use only, has an infrared remote, and is
great for strafing the wife in the kitchen while she tries to prepare
supper. Remote controls up/down (main rotor speed) and a tiny anti-torque
tail rotor is both trimmable and provides turning control. The heli will
hover still with little forward movement as received. Putting a small weight
under the nose (included) or slightly twisting the tail boom clockwise
(looking from the rear) about 5 degrees, will provide forward speed (though
the heli does not go fast enough to go into transitional lift). The IR
control can be overwhelmed in bright sunlight, so it really is an inside
toy.

The Aero-Ace biplane is also lightweight and can be flown indoors or out (in
calmer wind conditions). Remote is RF (27 Mhz) and if signal drops, the
planes two counter-rotating props will stop. Remote control provides up-down
through an increase or decrease in throttle, and turn by differentially
changing prop speed. It's easy to fly as well. Like the heli, the light
weight means you can do multiple crashes with no damage, though I recommend
releasing the throttle when you know a crash is imminent!

Oh, and please remember, "You only grow old once . . . but you can stay
immature all your life!"

bumper