("RST Engineering" wrote)
HE would be able to write a book on how HE got pregnant and retired very
wealthy.


[Book excerpts]

"When a man and a woman love each other very, very much..."

"Beer belly?"
"Nope, preggers."

"C-Section?"
"Nope. Natural birth."
"Um, ...WHY?"
"I heard it gets a little bigger afterwards."

"When the doctor offers to have you cut the cord, please cut ONLY the cord."

"That's your focal point???"
"Yeah. What's wrong with it?"
"It's a football game!"
"Better still, I've got my contractions timed to the commercials."

"Oh look, it's all purple, and shriveled, and gooey."
"What, the baby?"
"Yes, what did you think I meant?"


Montblack :-)