"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
Now, I can't imagine not working. Playing innkeeper is just too much
fun!

This song always makes me think of you:

Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!