Bob Harrington wrote:
Somebody's walking around with a ~lot~ of fasteners in his pocket...


reminds me of a poem by Dr Dzus,


One screw, two screw, red screw, blue screw.


I do not like them when they locks
I do not like them in my socks
I do not like them when they're tight
I do not like them when I might
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them who send me spam
I do not like them, Sam-I-am





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Cheers

Dave Kearton