In a previous article, said:
On Sat, 3 Mar 2007 22:45:19 +0100, "Michael Nouak" wrote:
Funny - airline pilots talk about screwing all the time - regardless of the
season...

Reminds me of the joke about a bunch of young airline pilots and one old one
gathering at the bar after the day's flying is done.

"Hey, Cap'n," says one of the young ones to the old one. "When was the last
time you were in bed with a woman?"

The old timer removes his hat, squints upward for a moment. "1955," he says.

The young pilots laugh. "Geeze, that's a LONG time, isn't it, Cap'n?" says one.

The old-timer looks at him for a moment, then glances at his watch.

"Hell no, son, it's only 2215, now...."

A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying,
and about flying when he's with a woman.


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In fact, it's surprising that any sort of hardware works. When it works, it
is just biding its time waiting for a more inconvenient time for it to fail.
-- Joe Moore