Airline pilot bellies up to the bar next to this really pretty lady. He
smiles at her, talks into his watch, holds it up to his ear, talks into his
watch again, holds it up to his ear again...

She is curious and asks why he is talking and listening to his watch. He
says that it isn't a watch, that it is a personal database link and that it
always answers any question correctly. He goes on to say that he asked it
if she were wearing panties and it said that she was not.

She says that the watch may be a very fine thing, but that she was certainly
wearing panties.

He talks into the watch, listens, and says, "Of course. I just flew in from
New York. The thing is three hours fast."


Jim