Reminds me of the time when I was working on a ship, and somebody
started a kitebuilding contest. One of the engineers built one like
the proverbial brick s##thouse - then put a long tail of rags on it
(which got wet in a puddle on the deck), No, it didn't fly, even in a
stiff breeze. He didn't have a clue - and soon got frustrated and
threw the kite over the side.