"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
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Bertie the Bunyip writes:

No, they don't.

What else do they require besides pushing buttons and
turning knobs?

No they can't.

Anyone can push buttons and turn knobs.

Which is pretty much all you do here - push people's buttons
and twist their knobs, trying to elicit yowls.

Your only redeeming value is that you're a fat, slow-moving
target who continually leads with your chin, making it easy
to kick you around. How does it feel to be the ideal
Internet chew toy?