("Jim Burns" wrote)
If man had never looked to the heavens and dared to dream, we'd still be
earthbound.... dream on Dudley, dream on!!! We're all behind you...(in
line!)
Unfortunately, after ("rocker") Tommy Lee, size might matter to her.
Pamela: "Favorite plane?"
Montblack: "Cri-Cri"
Pamela: "NEXT!"
Montblack: "Can I change my answer, to a Quickie?"
Pamela: "NEXT! That quick enough for ya?
Montblack: I'm also partial to the Mini-IMP.
Pamela: "SECURITY!"
Montblack: "Oh boy, here come the handcuffs"
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending
up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you
can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.