I flew over the area yesterday late afternoon and didn't see any
evidence of the whales: no flotilla of rescue boats, nuthin'. Later
in the weekend I'll try again.
--
I was taking my little nephew to disneyland, but i decided to
play a mean trick. i pulled up next to an old, burned down
warehouse. "Oh no," i said. "Disneyland burned down." He started
crying, and i was about to tell him it was all a joke and drive
to the real disneyland, but it was getting kinda late.
- Jack Handey