"Montblack" wrote in message
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"Mike Young"
His exchange was actually recorded .
http://www.markbarry.com/audio/lawnchairman.ram

That poor henpecked fool.


In her defense, she did not hold him back! :-)



And what's up with the BB-gun thing? A right thinking person (yes, they fly
lawnchairs, too) would just cut the strings with a ka-bar. Or a Leatherman,
for today's suburbanite; doubles as a bottle opener. Not much chance of
putting out an eye with an errant missile then. And no danglie strings to
snag in, ummm, powerlines.