Montblack wrote:

("Jack Allison" wrote)

Jim Burns and Montblack have promoted themselves to "Assistant Hosts" for
this years N40 Party.

Or...do I just need to self promote myself to "Assistant Host #3"?

We're sorry, but those positions are currently full. You will have to make
up your own title.

Paul - Chief fud/beer errand boy

WTF?? ...."Errand Boy"

Montblack
I'll retrieve, I do not "fetch" :-)

I have two titles I'm rather proud of. The first, is "Head Gopher & Flunkey"
When I had a trip to the ER many years ago (fell off my bike) they asked
where I was employed and what I did.

Years later, the hospital *still* has that down on my records.

The other title is "Entertainment Director, SIGBOOZE". In the computer
industry, a SIG is a Special Interest Group. For my professional
society, there are 40-odd SIGs. Back in the 80s we created SIGBOOZE.
And yes, I have a name tag and everything (even our logo, a martini
glass)